Chicken joke: Woody Allen

13Apr10

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Woody Allen: ‘Why did the —’ . . . You’re asking me? ‘Why did the chicken cross the road,’ how should I know? Maybe it was a very confused chicken. God, I’m so depressed.

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Chicken joke: George Romero

01Apr10

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? George Romero: It was a zombie chicken looking to peck out someone’s brains.

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Chicken joke: Wilford Brimley

24Apr09

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Wilford Brimley: Back in my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken had crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. — Now, I’d like to talk to you today about a plan from Liberty to […]

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