Chicken joke: Big Pharma

25Apr10

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Big Pharma: . . . Side effects are usually mild and may include headache, nausea, vomiting, liver failure, or dementia characterized by compulsive road-crossing behavior. So go ahead. Take charge of your life. Ask your doctor about Avid®, our latest boutique drug for vaguely unhappy chickens.

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Chicken joke: Wilford Brimley

24Apr09

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Wilford Brimley: Back in my day, we didn’t ask why the chicken had crossed the road. Someone told us the chicken had crossed the road, and that was good enough for us. — Now, I’d like to talk to you today about a plan from Liberty to […]

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