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Chicken joke: Bukowski
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Charles Bukowski: To go to the bar, pick a fight, and find a good hen.
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Tags: 20th century, American, Bukowski, Los Angeles, novelists, poets, wish-I-thoughta-that, writers
Chicken joke: Pat Buchanan
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Pat Buchanan: Clearly that road was one of many roads, too many roads, that lead right past the Border Patrol and right into the overburdened heartland of America.
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Tags: 20th century, American, demagogues, politicians, wish-I-thoughta-that
Chicken joke: James Bond
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? James Bond: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of chickens who think they’re Napoleon. Or God.
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Tags: 007, 20th century, British, fictional characters, Ian Fleming, spies, wish-I-thoughta-that
Chicken joke: Hans Blix
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Hans Blix: We have reason to suspect the chicken of a crossing capacity, but we cannot make a final determination until inspectors have searched the far side of the road.
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Tags: diplomats, Iraq War, politicians, Swedish, United Nations, wish-I-thoughta-that
Chicken joke: William Blake
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? William Blake: To see heaven in a wild fowl.
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Tags: 18th century, artists, British, English, mystics, poets, wish-I-thoughta-that
Chicken joke: Big Pharma
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Big Pharma: . . . Side effects are usually mild and may include headache, nausea, vomiting, liver failure, or dementia characterized by compulsive road-crossing behavior. So go ahead. Take charge of your life. Ask your doctor about Avid®, our latest boutique drug for vaguely unhappy chickens.
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Tags: advertising, Big Pharma, corporations, health care, industries, TV
Chicken joke: Samuel Beckett
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Samuel Beckett: He got tired of waiting.
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Tags: 20th century, dramatists, Irish, Waiting for Godot, wish-I-thoughta-that
Chicken joke: Paul McCartney
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Paul McCartney: Because the long and winding road will never disappear.
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Tags: 20th century, Beatles, British, musicians, popular music, songwriters
Chicken joke: Richard Nixon
Richard Nixon died on this day in 1994. New documentary material from his turbulent presidency is still being released. So perhaps some day soon we’ll turn up a transcript like the following. HALDEMAN: So, ah, I guess we need to know, ah, why did the [expletive deleted] chicken cross the road? PRESIDENT: Edgar will find […]
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Tags: 20th century, American, Nixon, politicians, U.S. presidents, Watergate, wish-I-thoughta-that
Chicken joke: Baden-Powell
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Robert Baden-Powell: To earn a road-crossing badge.
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Tags: 20th century, Boy Scouts, British, English, founders, soldiers, wish-I-thoughta-that, writers
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