Chicken joke: James Bond | Why did the chicken cross the road?

Chicken joke: James Bond

28Apr10

Author Ian Fleming’s impression of Agent 007

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?

James Bond: World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of chickens who think they’re Napoleon. Or God.

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