Chicken joke: Zell Miller

19May09

Writing about jailed Alabama governor Don Siegelman (on another blog) reminded me of Siegelman’s mentor, the notorious party switcher Zell Miller of Georgia. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Zell Miller: Because there’s no longer any place for a conservative chicken on that side of the road.

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Chicken joke: Nader

09May09

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Ralph Nader: It was fooled into believing there was a difference between the two sides.

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Chicken joke: Kissinger

08May09

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Henry Kissinger: To form a strategic alliance vid ze enemies of dze United States.

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