Posts Tagged ‘comedians’

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Douglas Adams: Forty-two.


Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Woody Allen: ‘Why did the —’ . . . You’re asking me? ‘Why did the chicken cross the road,’ how should I know? Maybe it was a very confused chicken. God, I’m so depressed.



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