Chicken joke: M. Saeed al-Sahhaf

17Apr10

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Muhammad Saeed al-Sahhaf: The chicken did not cross the road. This is a complete fabrication. In fact, the chicken committed suicide before coming anywhere near the road.

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Chicken joke: Alexander Haig

07Apr10

Today’s chicken joke quizzes perennial government honcho Al Haig — general, Vice Army Chief of Staff, White House Chief of Staff (to presidents Nixon and Ford), Secretary of State, and Supreme High Muckety-Muck of NATO. Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Al Haig: Some sinister force may have pushed it across the road. [...]

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Chicken joke: Kissinger

08May09

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? Henry Kissinger: To form a strategic alliance vid ze enemies of dze United States.

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